Singled Out

First I'll start off by saying that waking up to an intoxicated fiance is not exactly my favorite way to wake up in the morning. 
I also do not enjoy getting yelled at over the phone by my boss first thing in the morning.  The combination of these two things have made my whole day hell.  So I changed my schedule by a half an hour... I did tell you. You were there. I promise.  And for you to claim that you didn't know is assanine.  And by the way, your allstar employee comes in 20 minutes late and leaves 20 minutes early.  I stay my whole shift.  So do I really deserve to get shit for this? Uh, no. You only care because I'm the only person that you employ that is white and straight. Thus, I stand out like a sore thumb. Please get over this so we can continue to have a good work relationship.  (And just a side note for all of you who say I'm a homophobe or racist - I'm not either. So don't make an ass of you and me kthanks.)
So now that I've got that off my chest I feel better.  Kind of.  I'm still going to go home and kill things on world of warcraft to vent out some anger.  And believe me - if I had a wii right now i'd be scared to play it. Something would break. So I say to all of the bosses out there that don't apperciate your underpaid and over worked employees - a world of warcraft subscription is worth more than patience.