First thing in the morning on the trolley is not the time to be making out with ur girlfriend, touching her ass, and saying dirty things that everyone can here. For those of us who get motion sickness do not like this to add to our nausea. I also do not want the vision of two severly overweight people making love. I'm just not sure how you'd go about doing it to be honest.  Other than doggy style both of your fat ass stomachs would get in the way. So I no longer have to insult you please refrain from doing so.

Sincerly,

Morning Commuters.